Are You a Florida Felon?
Never fear, gentle reader! We here at ASZ are here to help. Have you recently been purged from a voting roll? Do you wonder about those black helicopters hovering outside of your house? Are you registered member of the Democratic Party?
You say, "How the heck do I know if I'm a Suspected Florida Felon™, Richard? That little thing in the orange grove outside of Ocala...I just don't know...and I'm wee bit worried."
Guess what? Thanks to a favorable Florida court ruling yesterday, the formerly classified (Jeb Bush Eyes Only Top Friggin Secret) Suspected Florida Felon™ list is now online. People for the American Way has posted the entire list - searchable by name, and with instructions on how to remove yourself!
Wow. This is kind of like having access to a telemarketers list, and being able to directly remove yourself! So, campers, check it out! It might actually be interesting to find a fun name or two. Let us know if you run into something curious.