Wednesday, July 28, 2004

An Appropriate Gift to Mr. Bush and the GOP

It's Bullcrap! No, better still, Elephant Crap!

Mr. Bush received a gift from Sri Lanka of paper made of Elephant dung. This was two years ago, but it's the first I heard of it. I kid you not! It's reported in the Netscape News!. The production details might give our President the MBA some clues on how to win, so keep the buzz quiet!

"We produce the paper using 75 percent elephant dung," Martis told The Associated Press on Monday. "Fully digested fiber gives the paper a smooth finish, while half digested fiber makes the paper coarser."

Hope you all appreciated the laugh.