Martha Stewart and Nelson Mandela

What's wrong with this picture? I've got nothing personal against Martha. When first investigated she should have come clean, so she brought this on herself. But after that amazing performance outside her sentencing the other day, and after a completely stunning performance on Barbara Walters, you gotta wonder if she has ANY SORT OF THING REMOTELY RESEMBLING A CLUE!

She, she. . . I'm stunned sometimes. She compared herself to Nelson Mandela! This is so ludicrous that it prevents cogent commentary. The best I've seen concerning her statements is a story by Andrew Borowitz.

She must be a closet Republican.