In ASZ's quest to bring you the highest quality in low-brow (mostly political) entertainment, the following are submitted for your approval:
Here's a short, depressing retro Quicktime spot of George W. Bush at his unfortunate best. In His Own Words. And ASZ specifically disclaims responsibility for any chunks you may blow on your monitor.
Did you see "Anchorman", with Will Ferrell? It sucked like a car wash vacuum cleaner. But this Ferrell video is pretty damn funny.
Did you miss the Top 50 Monkeys of All Time? (And how did they miss the glaring omission? Ahhh, they're Brits. What are you gonna do?)
That should keep you busy while I head for the beach. Enjoy your day!