Thursday, February 03, 2005

STFU Sponsorship

Hey, I have a way for dealing (at least partly) with the budget deficit - at major speechs by any member of the Bush administration (such as last night's State of the Onion speech), let's start talking sponsorship and product placement. For example:

"Justice is distorted and our economy is held back by irresponsible class actions and frivolous asbestos claims. And I urge Congress to pass legal reforms this year."

At this point, the backdrop behind Maximum Leader could have bluescreened and changed from Denny Hastert and Dick Cheney to a Johns-Mansville logo:

Johns-Mansville: Because Mesothelioma is Just So ... Frivolous