Thursday, February 24, 2005

The Koufax Award Ceremonies

Susan of Suburban Guerrilla:
The Queen's Night Off

"First of all, they pick you up in the Wampum stretch limo and take you to an undisclosed location somewhere in D.C. Imagine my surprise when they took off the blindfold and I realized it was, yes, John Ashcroft who anointed me with oil during the Koufax coronation ceremony, held in some cathedral or other. The hallucinogens were in full force; he kept moving his hands in the air and mumbling about "holy trails.""

It's good to be the queen. ;-)