Friday, February 11, 2005

And In Other Important News...

Ah, yes. The *real* news.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Corey Feldman Subpoenaed in Jackson Case:

LOS ANGELES - Actor Corey Feldman, who says in an interview airing this week that Michael Jackson showed him nude pictures when Feldman was in his early teens, was subpoenaed by prosecutors in the singer's molestation case, the actor's manager said Thursday.

Sleep, America, sleep...