Local Soldier Who Lost Arm and Leg in Iraq Doing 'Really, Really Great'
(Hey, what's a spare appendage or three when freedom's on the march? And who writes this crap, anyway? How do you do "really, really great" after having an arm and leg blown off? And what do you do when the "glorified warrior" gig fades, as it surely must?)
*You can't make this shit up.