You obviously need a minty fresh douche. Maybe a supersized bottle of Massengil will result in your being a little less obtuse and uptight.
In case you missed the memo, blogger's opinons, views, and credibility are (unlike the MSM) validated by our readers - or lack thereof. If we're slinging bullshit, the faithful vote with a left button mouse click.
Allow me to break it down for you, Rebecca. Get off your hoity toidy neo-journalistic pedestal, and most importantly, get laid.