As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White
House, he has a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snaps to
attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir!" The President replies:
These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one
for VP Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."
The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade,
(Shamelessly stolen from Yam on Atrio's comment board)