Tuesday, June 22, 2004

FBI Probing Anti-Bush Teddy Bear

Evidently going all out, the Bush Administration terrorist task forces have focused on this notorious weapon of mass destruction in a case in Detroit. It is unclear from what has been uncovered so far by thesmokinggun.com whether this is the break in the case needed to tie Saddam and Osama together.

Tune in at 11 for a full report.

OK, this is too ludicrous for words. I would love to just leave the story there with no comment, but you guys won't click on the link and see that IT IS NOT A JOKE! The FBI really hunted down the person who bought this Teddy Bear and the case is evidently before a Grand Jury.

I will sleep well tonight. Yeah, sure.