So Many Targets of Opportunity Today...

Yep. Looks like another great news day for Monkey Boy™. Since I've got a busy day ongoing at the office, you're free to discuss. ;-)

• 9/11 panel raps response to hijackings
Two words: Payne Stewart

• Explosive-laden SUV kills 35 in Iraq
Ok, where are they getting all these explosives? We're not talking about a box of M80's here.

• Rumsfeld ordered secret arrest in Iraq
Have they assembled the judiciary in The Hague yet?

• Son pleads for captors to release father
Simply sad. Entirely predictable. Why is anyone staying in Riyadh?

• Troops to Stay in Iraq as Long as Needed - Wolfowitz
Duh.

• Cheney Won't Back Down on Saddam-Qaeda Links -Aides
Simply unbelieveable. Didn't he catch the news last night about the 9/11 Commission hearing?