No, Neptune, my little bitches! (Apologies to Atrios.)
Anyway, a wide open, drive-an-18-wheeler-through-it open thread for your commenting convenience.
[voice="deep announcer"] Please, enjoy responsibly! [/voice]
(For those of you who simply must have something enlightening to read while ~~ahem~~ some of us work our fannies off, try this link for a week's worth of flashback. Were we burning the burnoose that week, or what??)