Friday, December 31, 2004

How the Mighty Fall

Man. A world-class terrorist can't even catch a break these days. Here's the "top ten" Google searches for public figures during 2004:

  1. george w bush
  2. janet jackson
  3. john kerry
  4. britney spears
  5. saddam hussein
  6. kobe bryant
  7. michael jackson
  8. angelina jolie
  9. martha stewart
  10. clay aiken
If When al-Qaida attacks the U.S. again in the future, we now have proof positive why Osama bin-Laden is pissed. He couldn't even break the top 10 of Google's 2004 Zeitgeist Report. During the past election campaign, a lot of people were remarking on how bin-Laden's name never seems to come up anymore, but still - to get beat out by Clay Aiken...listen, if you're the most wanted man on the face of the planet, that's gotta be a huge embarrassment.

Maybe that's why OBL went back into the video production business?