Saturday, December 18, 2004

From the Syllabus

Parenting 101

Instructor: Prof. R. Cranium, BFD, LSMFT
Location: Moronville Community College, County Correctional Facility Campus


1. We will explore the psychological roots of pedophilia, and why it is never a good idea to allow your own kids to consort with bizarre individuals currently under indictment as sexual predators of children.

Michael Jackson hosts 200 children at Neverland party

LOS OLIVOS, Calif. (AP) — Christmas came early for some 200 children who got to play at Michael Jackson's amusement park and meet Santa Claus.

"I hope you have a wonderful day. Merry Christmas. I love you," the pop singer called out to the children Friday from the driveway of his estate.

Jackson, who faces trial next year on child molestation charges, appeared happy during the few minutes he spoke to the arriving throng.

One of the youngsters shouted, "We love you!"

"I love you more," Jackson replied before putting an umbrella over his head and walking back toward his house...

I trust the gloved wonder's people at least shut down the Jesus Juice concession...