You just never know when you might run into one of these guys...
Or happen upon a local insurgency cell in Pocatello, Idaho...
Or perhaps that pesky neighborhood pedophile won't quit streaking naked through your back yard...
Yes, it's the Kalashnikov AK-47!
The weapon of choice for those who want to be "in control". Courtesy of the Republican Congressional Caucus, available soon at a gun show, hunting store, Wal-Mart, and street corner near you!
