If ye don't talk like a pirate on Talk Like a Pirate Day (September 19th) in this thread, I'll have ye keel-hauled. (It hurts, matey!)
'Tween that landlubber Camus' absurd world that Bloody Kate talks about, and the bizarro world of the vile Captain Cranium, I be thinkin' we all need a "little something to help us after", in the words of the bonnie Juliet Capulet. So "arrgh! away" ye slimy barnacles ... an' have a bit o' grog on yer old Cap'n Hulkette. Have two bits!