Yeah, a man in Florida, Michael W. Mitchell, who'd come all the way from Rockford, Illinois to protest outside the Pinellas Park hospice where Terri Schiavo is being cared for, tried to steal a gun in order to "save" her.
His weapon in the violent burglary at Randall's Firearms? A BOXCUTTER!
No, you just can't make this stuff up. Thanks again to the Philadelphia Daily News' Will Bunch, the writer behind the Attyood blog, which is fast becoming a force in the blogzome.