Monday, March 14, 2005

I Don't Understand Religion, But Marketing. . . . ?

Now you can own a dorito that is miraculously in the shape of the Pope's mitre! Sure, it's not a grilled cheese sammich with an image of Mary, but it sure would make a nice gift for that special someone. Bidding was up to $100.00 last I saw, so get in there and try for this once-in-a-lifetime chance to get a real religious relic!

There is no indication that the dorito cures anything except for hunger, by the way, though I am told that sometimes, in the right situation, while curing that hunger one might experience rapture. That may not be THE rapture, but beggars can't be choosers, eh?

Good luck to you all! And happy bidding.