Just quit it, I say. Quit. It! If you insist upon maligning some of Amur'ka's most beloved icons with your scurrilous comparisons, you will be hearing from "our" attorneys.
Now, look what you've done. I was so worked up I nearly forgot to mention that Time Magazine appears to be considering Bush's Bigger Brain, KarlBoy for its Person of the Year, 2004. (Reuters)
note: Thanks to Forrest for Mr. Stay Puft!