eBay item 5535890757 - Virgin Mary In Grilled Cheese:
If you're going to sell the Blessed Mother on Ebay, for cheezus sakes, at least run a spell checker.
You are viewing an extroidinary out of this world item!! I made this sandwich 10 years ago, when I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me, It was Virgin Mary starring back at me, I was in total shock, I would like to point out there is no mold or disingration, The item has not been preserved or anything, It has been keep in a plastic case, not a special one that seals out air or potiental mold or bacteria, it is like a miracle, It has just preserved itself which in itself I consider a miracle, people ask me if I have had blessings since she has been in my home, I do feel I have, I have won $70,000 (total) on different occasions at the casino near by my house, I can show the recipts to the high bidder if they are interested, I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother Of God..."
As of about 1PM, bidding was at $69,107.69, and over 1/2 million people had viewed this auction.
You just can't make up shit like this.
