The Value of a Straight Face

If you haven't already seen it, here's some Jimmy Breslin goodness for you:

"If I made faces like that," Mr. Sleepout Jackie said, after watching Bush cringe and tear at his nose on television, "I would have done 900 years."

He knew what he was talking about. He has been in front of perhaps 250 judges and many juries.

Now Sleepout stood and showed his courtroom style, one that George Bush, in all his dumbness, doesn't have the slightest notion of how to do."

Jimmy makes me want to stay on the planet for another day, if only just to read him one more time. Go Jimmy. Kick ass!