Molly Ivins, medic for the "dis-ease" that ails me. Molly can sit with me on the porch any day and share my shade, my beer and some snarky snacks. Dear Canadian friends... Molly loves you and so do I. ;-)
Excerpt: "Nice, polite, calm, reserved, chock full of common sense and living next to us -- what a fate. For them, it's like having the Simpsons for next-door neighbors. A few years ago, during the height of our national meltdown over Monica Lewinsky, a host on the Canadian Broadcasting Co.'s evening news program began an interview by gingerly asking me, "So, having another of your little psychodramas down there, eh?"
Do you have room up there for me? I'm not a politician.