"You know, back in 2000, a Republican friend of mine warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched.You know what? I did vote for Al Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true."
First correct response wins a 10 pound sack of genuine George W. Bush doodly squat. Enter early and often. Need not be present to win. Void where prohibited by papal decree. Answer later.
(Kudos to Allison @ ACT for the tip!)