Thursday, October 07, 2004

Up is Down. White is Black. Dogs are Cats.

Please excuse me. I have to wipe the cranial matter off of my monitor. My head just exploded.

Cheney: Weapons Report Justifies Iraq War

MIAMI Oct. 7, 2004 — Vice President Dick Cheney asserted on Thursday that a finding by the chief U.S. weapons inspector in Iraq that Saddam Hussein's government produced no weapons of mass destruction after 1991 justifies rather than undermines President Bush's decision to go to war.
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